Why did the cat become a magician?
It wanted to master the art of the meow-gic trick!
Why do cats never get bored?
Because curiosity never killed the cat—it just led to a paw-some adventure!
What do you call a cat nap in the sunshine?
A purr-fect day!
Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
Why did the cat go to therapy?
It needed to work on its purr-sonal issues!
What do you call a musical cat?
A feline maestro!
