During Christmas, a man had just opened gifts from his mother in law and she asks, "where's mine?"
He responds, "I didn't buy you anything this year."
Visibly upset, she asks why.
He replies, "you never utilized what I purchased for you last year."
She shouts, " it was a burial plot!"
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
-Interrupting cow wh...
MOO!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Boo.
-Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Lettuce.
-Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing out here!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Orange.
-Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Alpaca.
-Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
