What do you call a kid who loves going to the dentist?
A cavity-free kid!
Why did the little boy bury his flashlight?
Because he wanted to make a light bulb grow!
Why did the little girl wear a raincoat to bed?
Because she wanted to be prepared for a rainy day!
Why did the little boy take a toy boat to the bath?
Because he wanted to set sail!
Why did the little girl put a star on top of her Christmas tree?
Because she wanted to make it shine!
What do you call a kid who loves their family?
A little family person!
Why did the little girl wear a costume to school?
Because she wanted to get in the Halloween spirit!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese... unless it's a kid's snack!
What do you call a cow that can play an instrument?
A moo-sician!
Why did the little boy take a pencil to bed?
Because he wanted to draw in his sleep!
What do you call a kid who loves their mom?
A momma’s boy (or girl)!
Why did the little boy bring a video game to school?
Because he wanted to level up!
Why did the little boy sit in the car all day?
Because he wanted to go for a ride!
What do you call a kid who loves clothes?
A little fashionista!
Why did the little boy eat his dinner with his hands?
Because he wanted to be a caveman!
Why did the little boy bring a picture of his family to school?
Because he wanted to show off his relatives!
What do you call a kid who loves gardening?
A little green thumb!
What do you call a kid who loves ice cream?
A little sundae lover!
Why did the little boy save his money in a piggy bank?
Because he wanted to make some bacon!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the little girl put her animal crackers in the freezer?
Because she wanted to see them ice skate!
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange – kids love them too!
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
Why did the little boy bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school!
What do you call a kid who loves their teacher?
A teacher’s pet!
What do you call a kid who loves the weather?
A little meteorologist!
Why did the little girl draw on the walls?
Because she wanted to create a masterpiece!
Why did the little boy plant a seed in his garden?
Because he wanted to watch it grow!
What do you call a kid who loves Halloween?
A little spookster!
What do you call a kid who loves using their imagination?
A little dreamer!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
Why did the girl bring a purse to the beach?
Because she wanted to carry her sand dollars!
What do you call a kid who doesn’t want to eat breakfast?
A lazy buns!
What do you call a kid who loves going to the doctor?
A healthy kid!
Why did the little boy bring a baseball to school?
Because he wanted to play catch-up!
What do you call a kid who loves video games?
A gaming guru!
Why did the little girl dance in the rain?
Because she wanted to make a splash!
Why did the little girl sleep with a map under her pillow?
Because she wanted to dream of faraway places!
What do you call a kid who loves making friends?
A little social butterfly!
Why did the little girl talk to her toys?
Because she wanted to use her imagination!
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school!
Why did the little girl bring a spoon to school?
Because she wanted to do her home-work!
Why did the little boy bring a leash to the zoo?
Because he wanted to take the animals for a walk!
Why did the little girl have a candle on her birthday cake?
Because she wanted to make a wish!
Why did the little boy wear his pants on his head?
Because he wanted to be a superhero!
Why did the little girl bring a toy to school?
Because she wanted to make a new friend!
Why did the little boy eat his ice cream so fast?
Because he didn’t want it to melt!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school!
What do you say to a kid who won’t go to bed?
Are you sleep-walking?
Why did the little girl put her hand in the blender?
Because she wanted to make a smoothie move!
Why did the little girl eat her homework?
Because her teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Why did the little boy take his pillow to school?
Because he wanted to take a nap-sack!
Why did the kid bring a pencil to bed?
To draw the curtains!
Why did the kid put his money in the freezer?
Because he wanted cold hard cash!
Why did the little boy sit so close to the TV?
Because he wanted to see what was on the other side!
Why did the little girl steal a police car?
Because she wanted to go on a joyride with her candy!
