Why don't basketball players go on vacation?
They're afraid of getting called for traveling!
Why did the basketball player go to jail?
Because he shot the ball!
Why was the basketball court wet?
Because the players dribbled all over it!
Why did the basketball hoop go to school?
Because it wanted to learn how to net some points!
Why do basketball players wear jerseys?
Because they can't dribble in suits and ties!
Why did the basketball referee become a plumber?
Because he was always blowing his whistle!
Why did the basketball rim break up with the backboard?
Because it was tired of being hung on!
Why did the basketball shoes go to the party?
Because they wanted to have a ball!
Why don't basketball teams go on camping trips?
Because they're afraid of getting called for roughing it!
Why did the basketball coach bring a ladder to tryouts?
Because he wanted to see who could reach the highest level!
Why did the basketball wife get a divorce?
Because her husband was always dribbling around!
Why did the basketball go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling deflated!
Why did the basketball player cross the road?
To get to the other side of the court!
Why did the basketball player bring a suitcase to the game?
Because he wanted to pack a big shot!
Why did the basketball player go to the party?
Because he wanted to block some shots!
Why did the basketball player play checkers?
Because he wanted to practice his board skills!
Why did the basketball player get in a boxing match?
Because he wanted to practice his box outs!
Why did the basketball player rob a bank?
Because he wanted to make a breakaway!
Why did the basketball player bring a clock to the game?
Because he wanted to beat the buzzer!
Why did the basketball player join a dance team?
Because he wanted to perfect his crossover moves!
Why did the basketball player bring a towel to the game?
Because he knew he was going to be dribbling a lot!
Why did the basketball player enter a dunk contest?
Because he wanted to show off his slam dunk skills!
Why did the basketball player become a delivery driver?
Because he was always on a fast break!
Why did the basketball player go to the doctor?
Because he was having foul trouble!
Why did the basketball player bring a calculator to the game?
Because he wanted to make sure his free throw percentage was accurate!
Why did the basketball player become a journalist?
Because he was always applying full court press!
Why did the basketball player bring a gun to the game?
Because he wanted to take a game winning shot!
Why did the basketball player become a sniper?
Because he was always taking half court shots!
Why did the basketball player go to sleep?
Because he wanted to dream about hoops!
Why did the basketball player become a trampoline artist?
Because he was always jumping for the ball!
Why did the basketball player become a photographer?
Because he was always taking jump shots!
Why did the basketball player become a construction worker?
Because he was always laying things up!
Why did the basketball player go to a psychiatrist?
Because he was suffering from March Madness!
Why did the basketball player become a politician?
Because he was always trying to be the MVP!
Why did the basketball player become a magician?
Because he was always making no look passes!
Why did the basketball player become a comedian?
Because he was always committing offensive fouls!
Why did the basketball player become a baker?
Because he was always making pick and rolls!
Why did the basketball player become a mailman?
Because he was always posting up!
Why did the basketball player become a janitor?
Because he was always cleaning up the boards!
Why did the basketball player become a writer?
Because he was always slamming dunks!
Why did the basketball player become a thief?
Because he was always stealing the ball!
Why did the basketball player become a tailor?
Because he was always making swishes!
Why did the basketball player become an archer?
Because he was always shooting three pointers!
Why did the basketball player become a watchmaker?
Because he was always calling time outs!
Why did the basketball player become a waiter?
Because he was always tipping off!
Why did the basketball player become a travel agent?
Because he was always traveling!
Why did the basketball player become a mathematician?
Because he was always calculating triple doubles!
Why did the basketball player become a chef?
Because he was always turning things over!
Why did the basketball player become a security guard?
Because he was always playing zone defense!
Why did the basketball player become a trapeze artist?
Because he was always doing alley oops!
Why did the basketball player become a musician?
Because he was always saying "and one"!
Why did the basketball player become a nurse?
Because he was always assisting!
Why did the basketball player become a construction worker?
Because he was always hitting the backboard!
Why did the basketball player become a banker?
Because he was always making bank shots!
Why did the basketball player become a sculptor?
Because he was always blocking shots!
Why did the basketball player become a painter?
Because he was always putting buckets in the paint!
Why did the basketball player become a clock maker?
Because he was always beating the buzzer!
Why did the basketball player become a philanthropist?
Because he was always shooting from the charity stripe!
Why did the basketball player become a farmer?
Because he was always cherry picking!
Why did the basketball player become a mechanic?
Because he was always coming up clutch!
Why did the basketball player become a dance instructor?
Because he was always doing crossover dribbles!
Why did the basketball player become a bartender?
Because he was always double dribbling!
Why did the basketball player become a race car driver?
Because he was always dribbling and driving!
Why did the basketball player become a boxer?
Because he was always throwing elbow jumpers!
Why did the basketball player become a travel agent?
Because he was always taking Eurosteps!
Why did the basketball player become a photographer?
Because he was always fading away!
Why did the basketball player become a sprinter?
Because he was always running fast breaks!
Why did the basketball player become a sushi chef?
Because he was always doing finger rolls!
Why did the basketball player become a balloon artist?
Because he was always floating shots!
Why did the basketball player become a referee?
Because he was always on the foul line!
Why did the basketball player become a surveyor?
Because he was always measuring the free throw line!
Why did the basketball player become a marathon runner?
Because he was always running full court!
Why did the basketball player become a clock maker?
Because he was always keeping track of game time!
Why did the basketball player become a delivery driver?
Because he was always giving and going!
Why did the basketball player become an archer?
Because he was always taking half court shots!
Why did the basketball player become a blacksmith?
Because he was always working with hoops!
Why did the basketball player become a border patrol agent?
Because he was always guarding the inbounds!
Why did the basketball player become a trampoline artist?
Because he was always jumping for shots!
Why did the basketball player become a locksmith?
Because he was always playing in the key!
Why did the basketball player become a painter?
Because he was always painting the layup line!
Why did the basketball player become a matchmaker?
Because he was always playing man to man!
Why did the basketball player become a carpenter?
Because he was always going off the backboard!
Why did the basketball player become an electrician?
Because he was always making outlet passes!
Why did the basketball player become a timekeeper?
Because he was always playing in overtime!
Why did the basketball player become a musician?
Because he was always picking and popping!
Why did the basketball player become a graphic designer?
Because he was always posterizing his opponents!
Why did the basketball player become a salesman?
Because he was always pump faking!
Why did the basketball player become a recycler?
Because he was always rebounding!
Why did the basketball player become a construction worker?
Because he was always rattling the rim!
