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Lawyer at his wife's funeral

joke about lawyers

At the funeral of a lawyer's wife, the mourners were shocked to see the inscription on her tombstone.
It read, "Here lies Phyllis, beloved wife of Attorney Murray Williams, specializing in divorce and malpractice."
Seeing the inscription, Murray burst into tears. His brother, trying to console him, said, "You should be crying, pulling a cheap publicity stunt like this on your wife's grave."
Murray, still sobbing, replied, "You don't understand. I gave them my business card…."
His brother, feeling embarrassed for his hasty judgment, apologized.
Murray added, "… And they didn't include my phone number!"

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