Because it wasn't peeling well.
Doctor: Peel better soon!
Because they make up everything!
Don't trust those sneaky atoms!
I'll meet you at the corner!
Let's stick together!
Igloos it together!
Snow kidding, it's a cool process!
A gummy bear!
Don't worry, he won't bite!
Because he was outstanding in his field!
A-maize-ing achievement!
Tonight, dinner's on me!
Let's dish it out together!
They don't have the guts!
Bone to be wild!
Because they are shellfish!
They keep their pearls to themselves.
Because it was feeling crumbly!
Doctor: Take two cookies and call me in the morning.
A thesaurus!
He's a real wordy dino.
Because it had too many problems!
Cheer up, math book!
You put a little boogie in it!
Get your tissues on the dance floor.
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Blushing tomatoes.
Because it was two-tired!
Give that bike a break.
They don't have the guts!
Bone to be wild!
Stay here, I'm going on ahead!
Hat humor in motion.
Because it left its Windows open!
Protect your computer from viruses and colds.
Because he was outstanding in his field of debates!
Agricultural politics at its best.
In case he got a hole in one!
Prepared for the unexpected.
Arrr!
You might think it's 'R', but it's the 'C' they love.
Because they make up everything!
Don't trust those sneaky atoms!
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Squirrel tactics.
Because it found its honey!
Beeautiful love story.
A mars-upial bar!
Sweet treats for kangaroos.
They don't have the guts!
Bone to be wild!
Tonight, dinner's on me!
Let's dish it out together!
Because it had the drumsticks!
Cluck and roll music.
I'll meet you at the corner!
Let's stick together!
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Blushing tomatoes.
Tonight, dinner's on me!
Let's dish it out together!
Because then they'd be bagels!
Clever seagulls.
The living room!
Skeleton preferences.
Because it was two-tired!
Give that bike a break.
An abdominal snowman!
Fitness in frosty weather.
Because they might crack up!
Eggcellent joke.
Stay here, I'm going on ahead!
Hat humor in motion.
Because they make up everything!
Don't trust those sneaky atoms!
I'll meet you at the corner!
Let's stick together!
Because he was outstanding in his field!
A-maize-ing achievement!
Igloos it together!
Snow kidding, it's a cool process!
A gummy bear!
Don't worry, he won't bite!
To talk to the other side!
Chicken crossing over.
Between you and me, something smells!
Eye jokes.
It had too many bytes of emotional baggage!
Computer counseling.
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Grapes in distress.
Because it had too many problems!
Cheer up, math book!
Because he was outstanding in his field of debates!
Agricultural politics at its best.
Do you smell carrots?
Snowman banter.
Because it wasn't peeling well.
Doctor: Peel better soon!
Because they are shellfish!
They keep their pearls to themselves.
Igloos it together!
Snow kidding, it's a cool process!
Because it was feeling crumbly!
Doctor: Take two cookies and call me in the morning.
In case he got a hole in one!
Prepared for the unexpected.
Stay here, I'm going on ahead!
Hat humor in motion.
Because it had the drumsticks!
Cluck and roll music.
You put a little boogie in it!
Get your tissues on the dance floor.
Because it ran out of juice!
Grape traffic.
Because it was already stuffed!
Teddy bear wisdom.
A puddle!
Melting snowman troubles.
To visit the egg-straterrestrial!
Chicken space odyssey.
Because it had a great sense of humor!
Field of funny.
Stay here, I'm going on ahead!
Hat humor in motion.
Because it was two-tired!
Give that bike a break.
Do you smell carrots?
Snowman banter.
Because he was outstanding in his field!
A-maize-ing achievement!
Igloos it together!
Snow kidding, it's a cool process!
A gummy bear!
Don't worry, he won't bite!
To talk to the other side!
Chicken crossing over.
Between you and me, something smells!
Eye jokes.
You put a little boogie in it!
Get your tissues on the dance floor.
Because it wanted to turn into a raisin!
Grape fitness goals.
Stay here, I'm going on ahead!
Hat humor in motion.
Because it had the drumsticks!
Cluck and roll music.
You put a little boogie in it!
Get your tissues on the dance floor.
Because it ran out of juice!
Grape traffic.
Because it had too many problems!
Cheer up, math book!
Because he was outstanding in his field of debates!
Agricultural politics at its best.
Do you smell carrots?
Snowman banter.
Because it wasn't peeling well.
Doctor: Peel better soon!
Because they are shellfish!
They keep their pearls to themselves.
Igloos it together!
Snow kidding, it's a cool process!
Because it was feeling crumbly!
Doctor: Take two cookies and call me in the morning.
In case he got a hole in one!
Prepared for the unexpected.
Stay here, I'm going on ahead!
Hat humor in motion.
They don't have the guts!
Bone to be wild!
Stay here, I'm going on ahead!
Hat humor in motion.
Because it had the drumsticks!
Cluck and roll music.
You put a little boogie in it!
Get your tissues on the dance floor.
Because it ran out of juice!
Grape traffic.
Because it had too many problems!
Cheer up, math book!
Because he was outstanding in his field of debates!
Agricultural politics at its best.
Do you smell carrots?
Snowman banter.
Because it wasn't peeling well.
Doctor: Peel better soon!
Because they are shellfish!
They keep their pearls to themselves.
Igloos it together!
Snow kidding, it's a cool process!
Because it was feeling crumbly!
Doctor: Take two cookies and call me in the morning.
In case he got a hole in one!
Prepared for the unexpected.
Stay here, I'm going on ahead!
Hat humor in motion.
Because it had the drumsticks!
Cluck and roll music.
You put a little boogie in it!
Get your tissues on the dance floor.
Because it ran out of juice!
Grape traffic.
Because it had too many problems!
Cheer up, math book!
Because he was outstanding in his field of debates!
Agricultural politics at its best.
Do you smell carrots?
Snowman banter.
Because it wasn't peeling well.
Doctor: Peel better soon!
Because they are shellfish!
They keep their pearls to themselves.
Igloos it together!
Snow kidding, it's a cool process!
Because it was feeling crumbly!
Doctor: Take two cookies and call me in the morning.
In case he got a hole in one!
Prepared for the unexpected.
Stay here, I'm going on ahead!
Hat humor in motion.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling well!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
Why did the teddy bear say “no” to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling well!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because it was already stuffed!
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had too many problems!
Why did the frog call his insurance company?
He had a jump in his car!
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
Why did the pencil break up with the eraser?
Because it felt like it was being rubbed the wrong way!
Why did the banana go to the beach?
Because it wanted to go on a peel-nic!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because it was already stuffed!
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had too many problems!
Why did the frog call his insurance company?
He had a jump in his car!
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
Why did the pencil break up with the eraser?
Because it felt like it was being rubbed the wrong way!
Why did the banana go to the beach?
Because it wanted to go on a peel-nic!
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two tired!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—
MOO!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you want me to!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Little old lady bug, let me in!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
No one is on the other side!
Why did the seagull fly over the bay?
Because if it flew over the beach, it would be a bagel!
Why did the queen wear an oven mitt on her head?
Because she didn’t want to get a hot crown!
What do you call a book that always makes you laugh?
A come-dy!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two tired!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
What do you call a book with no words?
A picture book!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you want me to!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
