Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
-Interrupting cow wh...
MOO!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Lettuce.
-Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing out here!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Orange.
-Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Alpaca.
-Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Canoe.
-Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Cow says.
-Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moo!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Canoe.
-Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Candice.
-Candice who?
Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Olive.
-Olive who?
Olive your jokes are terrible!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Cows go.
-Cows go who?
No silly, cows go moo!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Broken pencil.
-Broken pencil who?
Forget it, it's pointless.
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Gladys.
-Gladys who?
Gladys Friday, the weekend is here!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Howard.
-Howard who?
Howard you like to be wrapped in a big warm blanket right now?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Ice cream.
-Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a scary movie!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Lion.
-Lion who?
Lion in the street, you better run!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Luke.
-Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Olive.
-Olive who?
Olive your jokes are terrible!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Orange.
-Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Alpaca.
-Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Lettuce.
-Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing out here!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Justin.
-Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood, can I come in?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Beets.
-Beets who?
Beets me, I forgot my key again!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
-Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Mustache.
-Mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Banana.
-Banana who?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Banana.
-Banana who?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Orange.
-Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Cow says.
-Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moo!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Gorilla.
-Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Olive.
-Olive who?
Olive your jokes are terrible!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Justin.
-Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood, can I come in?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Beets.
-Beets who?
Beets me, I forgot my key again!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
-Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Mustache.
-Mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Banana.
-Banana who?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Banana.
-Banana who?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Orange.
-Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Cow says.
-Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moo!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Gorilla.
-Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
-Interrupting cow wh...
MOO!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Boo.
-Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Lettuce.
-Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing out here!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Canoe.
-Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Candice.
-Candice who?
Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Olive.
-Olive who?
Olive your jokes are terrible!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Cows go.
-Cows go who?
No silly, cows go moo!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Broken pencil.
-Broken pencil who?
Forget it, it's pointless.
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Orange.
-Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Alpaca.
-Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Canoe.
-Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Cow says.
-Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moo!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Gorilla.
-Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Mustache.
-Mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Banana.
-Banana who?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Banana.
-Banana who?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Orange.
-Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Cow says.
-Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moo!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Gorilla.
-Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Mustache.
-Mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Banana.
-Banana who?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Banana.
-Banana who?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Orange.
-Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Cow says.
-Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moo!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Gorilla.
-Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Mustache.
-Mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Banana.
-Banana who?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Banana.
-Banana who?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Orange.
-Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Cow says.
-Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moo!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Gorilla.
-Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Mustache.
-Mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Banana.
-Banana who?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Banana.
-Banana who?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Orange.
-Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Cow says.
-Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moo!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Gorilla.
-Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Bookworm.
Bookworm who?
Bookworm the halls with boughs of holly!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I like to be welcomed!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana get in, it's cold out here!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing!
Knock knock.
Who''s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don't knock on random doors!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place to eat around here?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door, it's cold out here!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me today?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for hours, let me in!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Woodchuck.
-Woodchuck who?
Woodchuck you believe I can knock wood like this?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Yeti.
-Yeti who?
Yeti been waiting here all day, let me in!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Zookeeper.
-Zookeeper who?
Zookeeper mind feeding the ducks? I'm a bit peckish!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Zest.
-Zest who?
Zest the best of your day! (Opens door with confetti explosion)
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Esmeralda.
-Esmeralda who?
Esmeralda opportunity to open the door before I break it down!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Mime.
-Mime who?
Mime your business, it's not your door!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Interrupting Cow 2.0.
-Interrupting Cow 2.0 wh...?
Moo-dern technology allows me to knock twice as fast!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Whoopsie.
-Whoopsie who?
Whoopsie daisy, forgot my key again!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Nostalgia.
-Nostalgia who?
Nostalgia like the good old days when jokes weren't so meta!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Deja Vu 2.0.
-Deja Vu 2.0 wh...?
Haven't I already told you this joke? Oh wait, nevermind...
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
A little old man.
-A little old man who?
I've been telling jokes longer than you've been alive!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Seaweed.
-Seaweed who?
Seaweed you glad I didn't say jellyfish? They sting!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Interrupting Dog.
-Interrupting Dog wh...?
Woof! Woof! Woof!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Opportunity.
-Opportunity who?
Opportunity knocks but once, but I'm happy to keep knocking until you answer!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Paper.
-Paper who?
Paper-cut myself trying to get in!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Karma.
-Karma who?
Karma get back what you give! Now open the door!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
A dust bunny.
-A dust bunny who?
A dust bunny looking for a clean house!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Mayonnaise.
-Mayonnaise who?
Mayonnaise you believe how many knock-knock jokes there are?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Light bulb.
-Light bulb who?
Light bulb up your life with laughter!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Russia.
-Russia who?
Russia knock back a vodka with me?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Nobody home.
-Nobody home who?
Nobody home is ringing the doorbell, silly!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Interrupting Potato.
-Interrupting Potato wh...?
Mash me if you can!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
A pirate.
-A pirate who?
A pirate the seas of laughter with me!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Opportunity knocks again.
-Opportunity knocks again wh...?
Didn't hear me the first time? Open the door!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Deliverance.
-Deliverance who?
Deliverance my pizza before it gets cold!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Fuzzy.
-Fuzzy who?
Fuzzy bear a big hug if you let me in!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Silent Traveler.
-Silent Traveler who?
Silent Traveler flies when you're telling silent jokes!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Boo.
-Boo who?
Don't worry, it's just your friendly neighborhood ghost!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Banana Business.
-Banana Business who?
Banana Business in disguise! Peel me if you dare!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Too Slow.
-Too Slow who?
Too Slow to knock again!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Rock 'n' Roll.
-Rock 'n' Roll who?
Rock 'n' Roll let the dogs out... woooof! (sings the rest of the song)
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Out of This World.
-Out of This World who?
Out of This World phone home... from your doorstep!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Cookie Connoisseur.
-Cookie Connoisseur who?
Cookie Connoisseur always have room for one more cookie!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Directionally Challenged.
-Directionally Challenged who?
Directionally Challenged knew pizza delivery could be so confusing?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Caffeine.
-Caffeine who?
Caffeine stay awake after telling you this pun-derful joke! Don't want to crash and burn.
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Deja Vu.
-Deja Vu who?
(Whispers dramatically) Haven't I already told you this joke twice? Oh wait, nevermind... (Shrugs and winks)
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Silence.
-Silence who?
(Opens door to find an empty hallway) Hmm, guess the ninja neighbor really is sneaky!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Dewey.
-Dewey who?
Dewey decimal system be damned, let's tell some jokes!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Coral.
-Coral who?
Coral you believe how many puns I've learned living in the reef? It's fin-tastic!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Cotton.
-Cotton who?
Cotton go on an adventure in your sock drawer? There's a whole lost world in there!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Groan.
-Groan who?
Groan up, these dad jokes are hilarious!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
H.G. Wells.
-H.G. Wells who?
H.G. Wells far you can tell a joke before I travel to the future?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Extra Large.
-Extra Large who?
Extra large pizza at your door! Open up before it gets cold!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Humor.
-Humor who?
Humor knock on another door if you don't think these jokes are rockin'!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Page Turner.
-Page Turner who?
Page Turner way to my bookshelf, I'm on a literary adventure!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Spice.
-Spice who?
Spice up your life with this knock-knock joke! It's thyme to laugh!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Time Bandit.
-Time Bandit who?
Time Bandit your attention for a joke from the past!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Zebra.
-Zebra who?
Zebra crossing the line with this cheesy pun!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Raindrop.
-Raindrop who?
Raindrop by my cloud and hear my stormy joke!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Workout.
-Workout who?
Workout your funny bone with this exercise in humor!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Firewall.
-Firewall who?
Firewall up and listen to this joke before I crash your system!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Treble.
-Treble who?
Treble not to answer the door for a musical joke? Sing it with me!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Flour.
-Flour who?
Flour power of laughter is rising! Get ready for a muffin-ificent joke!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Cliffhanger.
-Cliffhanger who?
Cliffhanger on to your seats for this suspenseful punchline!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Noble.
Noble who?
Noble…that’s why I laughed!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Look.
Look who?
Look through the peep hole and find out.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not fixing!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do with jokes too!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo-laugh!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, you can yodel!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides clothes, you pay for them!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. The joke is over.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
I didn’t know you were an owl!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Let me in! Anita borrow something.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing telling jokes right now? Don’t you have things to do?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help right now!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out now?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito. Look, right there!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Some.
Some who?
Maybe some day you’ll recognize me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the sink. I need to use it!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way to get to you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice person.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice snack be eaten?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in, it’s chilly out!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t give me some candy!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cashew.
Cashew who?
Nah, I’m more into almonds.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dusty.
Dusty who?
Dusty a question, mustache you something.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Catchup.
Catchup who?
Catchup with me and I’ll tell you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me get inside?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money please.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee who?
Anee one you like!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dish.
Dish who?
Dish is a nice place!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Herd.
Herd who?
Herd you were home, so here I am!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t knock on random doors, but I had to meet you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Imma.
Imma who?
Imma getting older waiting for you to open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Yukon say that again!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire a path, I’m coming through!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a text. Did you get it?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Somebody.
Somebody who?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold outside!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot you don’t know who this is!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us, so open it!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can go hang out?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch who?
God bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and I’ll come in!
Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
Wait, you don’t know who you are?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
A man da fix your door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you open this door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alfie.
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you don’t let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alien.
Alien who?
Um, how many aliens do you know?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Andrew.
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
