In an elementary school English class, kids are learning the word “contagious”. Teacher calls on students, asking them to use it in a sentence.
joke about school
- "Susan?" - "I had a cold and mommy made me stay home for 3 days because I was contagious!" - "Very good. What about you, Johnny?" - "Our neighbor Mrs. Henderson started painting her fence last night, daddy says it's gonna take the contagious!
